Too Big For Teens 2

You'll never watch BMW commercials the same way ever again after this one.

Whenever you hear the words "German engineering" you will forever associate the phrase with the image of Ally Ann's mechanic pulling out his voluminous cock and dangling it in her youthful face. See, Ally has taken in her old 1970s era Volkswagen Beetle for some repair work. The total comes to $3000, which, had she done any kind of research on it at all, is about four times the value of the car. She is getting hosed. But, work completed is work that needs to be compensated, so she is required to pay. The problem is that she only has $1000. Simple arithmetic would tell her that she is $2000 short. Simple deductive reasoning would tell her that, because this is a porn flick, there is only one way her mechanic will let her drive off the premises. But, when have you ever known a teenager to do anything in accordance with the tenets of simplicity? She begs and pleads and tries to finagle some kind of wacky payment plan, but the old grease monkey won't be party to any of it. Instead, she gets hosed a second time after he recommends that she sign up for his ass-for-clunkers plan. Facing options few, she agrees to some fahrfucknügen in return for her piece of shit car. Cue the cock dangling. When she sees his beefy spanner, her eyes light up, probably in much the same way they did when she first took her car to the store and tried to put the groceries into the engine instead of the trunk, which is located in the front on a Beetle. "German engineering," he proclaims and proceeds to let her do a little American sucking. Later, she lops her leg up over the front fender and takes his cock into her pussy from behind. The proximity of her twat to the car's finish threatens to oxidize the paint job, but she seems more concerned about other "jobs" at the moment. Soon, she is sprawled out on her back on the hood of Herbie the Fuck Bug. He power steers his cock into her juice tunnel and thumps away while she frigs her clit. Her bodywork is fully on display here including a nice pair of round, natural tits. After some CG, he finds her fluid levels a bit low and tops off her cheek with a quart of cum. Now that's thinking with your dipstick, Jimmy.

Besides the BMW issue, this film will also show you just how prevalent video games have become in our society. It used to be that video games were something guys did BECAUSE they couldn't get laid. The morons in this film want to play video games INSTEAD of getting laid, something that would be nearly unthinkable for previous generations. Okay, so maybe the graphics are much more realistic than the square baseballs and tanks that resemble International Harvester logos of years gone by, but we're still talking live pussy here. And once you see the blowjob skills possessed by one Missy Stone, you will most likely concur with the "moron" assessment. Missy has been patiently waiting six months for ol' boy to pony up his white horse for her. She finally gets so fed up that she proposes a little wager. If she beats him at his own game, he has to show her his cock. Well, of course the girl has been neglected long enough so she cheats her way to victory. He unfurls his cock for her to gaze upon, but she doesn't stop there. She gently holds it and caresses it before butterfly kissing the head and tongue nuzzling his ball sack. Missy is simply adorable when she acts coy, something she does throughout. But she eventually gets what she wants – a giant cock down her throat. While her oral skills are indeed mad, the hottest shot is when she strips off the remainder of her clothes and straddles the boy's noggin. She reclines a bit, giving you a totally excellent shot of his tongue cleansing her pussy hole. Her smattering of dirty talk is another nice touch and the fact that her moans and utterances aren't over the top like many other films makes the sex here so much more believable. There is some action in doggie and mish and a bit of CG. She'll almost make you explode when she begs for his cum. Dude does explode, dropping his dollop right into her waiting mouth.

In other scenes, Eden Adams' boyfriend would rather shoot bricks on the playground than empty his rocks into Eden. He is also quite fond of video games. She wants to do something "funner" and she gets her way, of course. Misty Rivers, on the other hand is looking for a new tattoo and a place to put it. The resident artist suggests the shoulder, but she wants to go much lower and a bit more centered. It's not ink she wants peppered onto her skin though. And Mindy Lynn can't pay the pizza guy, so she pays his cock a visit instead. It's a lot of effort for a double sardine and avocado pizza.

If you're craving a hit of Teens, Natural Breasts and Big Dicks, give "Too Big for Teens 2" a look. The girls are cute and the fucking is solid, including a fantastic blowjob scene from Missy. But hey, you would expect nothing less when German engineering is involved.